Driver gets startled by a cell phone ring, swerves off the road and into a river. Finding himself in 8 feet of water in a Chappaquiddick situation, he takes out his handgun, shoots out the window, and swims to safety.
No harm done, except to the car.
Via Don in an email, who sends 100% cool stuff. For example, you know how far a Light Year is. So how far is a Light Leap Year? (Hint: one three hundred and sixty fifth longer than a Light Year).